1. All good art is plagiarized
2. If you are not busy being born you are busy dying
3. the urge to destroy is also a creative urge
4. more and more people get less and less
5. those who attempt the impossible achieve the absurd
6. property is theft, theft is proper
7. revolution is not showing life to people it is making
them live
8. no matter who you vote for the government always gets
in
9. if voting could change anything it would be illegal
10. Amish in space
11. chaos never died
12. the junk merchant does not sell his product to the consumer
he sells the
consumer to the product
he does not degrade and simplify his merchandise he
degrades and simplifies
his client
13. the bourgeoisie possesses rather less imagination than a
worm and has, in place
of a heart, a larger than
life sized corn which troubles him when there is a
change in the weather
14. the educator must be educated
15. leave their world behind
16. decapitate capital
17. legless in disneyland
18. talking about life today is like talking about rope in the
house of a hanged man
19. alienation is good for business
20. deregulate desire
21. get up, go to work, come home, go to bed, get up, go to
work,...
22. one ordinary weekend is more bloody than a whole month of
revolution
23. confront the spectacle with its own irrelevance
24. sorry about all the torture and everything
25. USA out of North America
26. change your life not the channel
27. is this your university or do you just go to school here?
28. Groucho Marxism
29. murder your television
30. artists safely back in galleries, workers back in factories,
students back in class
says police chief
31. some people fight for their servitude as if it were their
salvation
32. in the global village everything seems to be happening at
the other end of town
33. capitalism...it's not just for breakfast anymore
34. art is dead but the student is a necrophiliac
35. the modern economy demands the mass production of students
who are
36. not educated and have been rendered completely incapable
of thinking
37. revolution is unavoidable
38. faster and more beautiful than lightning
39. don't dream it, be it
40. some defeats are really victories, while some victories
are more shameful than
any defeat
41. what sickens the university sickens us all
42. unitary critique yahoo!
43. down with powdered soup!
44. culture is the inversion of life
45. culture is the meaning of an insufficiently meaningful world
46. down with the dictatorship of illusion
47. if we live, we live to tread on kings
48. knowledge comes through pleasure
49. nothing worth knowing can be taught
50. failure is to form habits
51. give yourself over to absolute pleasure
52. think apart resist together
53. It takes two to high five
54. exaggeration precedes invention
55. workers back students
56. students back workers
57. when the finger points at the moon the AMS hack looks at
the finger
58. boredom is counter-revolutionary
59. don't change employers, change your life
60. be salty not sweet
61. the restraints imposed on pleasure excites the pleasure
of living without
restraint
62. if you think for others, others will think for you
63. if you write graffiti for others, others will write graffiti
for you
64. be realistic demand the impossible
65. rage over fear
66. lose all respect
67. forget learning begin dreaming
68. undo your mind as often as you undo your pants
69. tear something down make something up
70. to compromise a little is to capitulate a lot
71. work is a crocodile in the river of desire
72. laziness is the source of all virtue
73. we don't need students to serve structures, we need structures
to serve students
74. kill your inner cop
75. reform my ass
76. your freedom makes mine that much better
77. heavy load light salary
78. big loan small future
79. you can't imagine what your missing when your missing your
imagination
80. It is forbidden to forbid
81. sacrifice sacrifice
82. concentrate on day dreaming
83. to desire reality is good
84. to realize your desires better
85. and everyone wants to breathe, and no one can breathe, and
some say we can
breathe tomorrow but no
ones dies because they are already dead
86. people who work are bored when they don't work, people who
never work are
never bored
87. show me the money. show me the revolution!
88. mo' money, mo' problems. mo' revolution,
no problems!
89. capitulate, graduate, suffocate
90. direct democracy not dick head bureaucracy
91. perfect refusal
92. assassinate boredom
93. make every occasion a special revolution
94. uncommon students, uncommon style, uncommon sense revolution
95. don't sacrifice the present to the future
96. if the AMS was a perfume it would be called Wet Fart
97. loser-take-all!
98. unchain pleasure
99. authentic life not phony boloney
100. Hollywood out of UBC!
101. where communication is genuinely sought misunderstandings are
no crime
102. what's left of the official left sucks officially
103. spontaneous poutine not soulless routine
104. imagination is the exact science of possible solutions
105. can the promise of pleasure tomorrow compensate for today's boredom?
106. poetry will be made by all, not by one
107. unions are the state in sheep's clothing
108. no god, no master, no administration, no AMS
109. those who talk of revolution and class struggle with no explicit
reference to
daily life, without understanding
the subversive character of love and the
positive aspects of refusal,
talk with a corpse in their mouth
110. professors make us old
111. be cruel
112. cops beat students, rocks beat scissors
113. consume more, live less
114. take the U or the U will take U
115. revolution in the service of poetry not poetry in the service
of revolution
116. your titanic is my cloud nine
117. float like a butterfly, sting like a bee, smash the state
118. revolution is fabulous
119. it is better to be too bold, rather than too cautious
120. capitalism isn't what it used to be
121. Echo Beach Now!
122. let the dead bury the dead
123. sabotage and scandal are the spice of life
124. looting is the natural response to the unnatural and inhuman society
of
commodity abundance
125. it is better to change friends than ideas
126. I take my desires for reality because I believe in the reality
of my desires
127. art is a pharmaceutical product for imbeciles
128. there is nothing funny about the revolution
129. to be continued...
BAD
PRESS
vancouver
1998