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Permanent RevolutionA Guide for the Discriminating Freedom Fighter
"If I can't piss myself laughing, I don't want to be part of your revolution." -- J. E. Hoover Since the publication of our best-selling books "Revolution for Dummies," and "The Lonely Planet's Guide to Summit-Hopping" you, the revolutionary public, have clamored for more. In an effort to shut you up, we are releasing this limited-edition, collector's pamphlet. We know it's not the most excellent thing we've ever produced, but due to severe budget cut-backs (not to mention frivolous lawsuits from our competitors), it was the best we could do on such short notice. Please accept it with our compliments (and apologies). In here, you will find everything you need to help spark permanent revolution with style and panache. With just a few simple tools, you can obliterate the crushing boredom which has been wielded against us. Its time to stop the placard waving and marching around in circles, and inject a touch of zanyness into the revolution. Please be aware that if you redistribute this pamphlet, you may reduce the resale value of your own pamphlet.
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There are two great ways to view the pamphlet! 1) To download the printable pamphlet, click here for the zipped pdf file. To print it, you will need to unzip it, and you may need to use the "shrink to fit" option when printing it from adobe acrobat (otherwise, it may look really wierd - let us know if you have any problems with it). 2) There is an html version of the pamhlet, but it doesn't look as good. Just click on the links below (under Contents). You may need to turn off images, if your connection is slow. To do this, just go to "edit" in your netscape browser, then "preferences" then "advanced" then make sure "automatically download images..." is unchecked. Contents
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